Things To Do In The Bathroom Stall

Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

Say "Damn, this water is cold."

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your
neighbors while yelling, "Whoa ! Easy boy !!"

Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall
of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the 
toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.